theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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