Reggie can tackle my bush.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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