I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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