she was so not down for the gang bang
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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