That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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