remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
You are the jesus of drinking
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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