Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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