Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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