Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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