its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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