i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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