weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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