whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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