yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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