They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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