Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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