Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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