I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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