Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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