Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize