i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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