Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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