do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
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I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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