Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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