fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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