You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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