That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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