real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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