I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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