It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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