She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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