he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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