Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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