Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Randomize