Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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