i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm jealous of your bromance
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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