I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
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Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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