I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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