That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
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It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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