We're facebook friends in real life
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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