Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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