he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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