So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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