I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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