I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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