hotel room ftw
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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