i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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