I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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