Im at strip club and am horny
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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