how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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